
This is funny. Maybe next halloween.
From: http://knitty.com/ISSUEfall06/PATThousefrau.html
A storage locker, a treasure chest, a junk drawer, ...

Gauge: 1 Pattern (3 Sts.) to 1 inch
Pattern Stitch: (Multiple of 3 ch. plus 1)
Ch. desired length.
Row 1--With Color 1, 1 S.C. in 2nd Ch from hook, 1 D.C. in next Ch., 1 Tr.C. in next Ch., *1 S.C. in next Ch., 1 D.C. in next Ch., 1 Tr.C in next Ch., repeat from * to end of row, drop yarn but do not break.
Row 2--Draw Color 2 through loop on hook. Ch. 1, *1 S.C. in Tr. C. of previous row, 1 D.C. in next St., 1 Tr. C. in next St. (S.C. of previous row), repeat from * to end of row, drop yarn, but do not break.
Row 3--Draw Color 3 through loop on hook, Ch. 1 and work same as Row 2.


GAUGE:
11 sts + 16 rows = 4 inches [10cm] in Stockinette st (knit every round). BE SURE TO CHECK YOUR GAUGE.
STITCH EXPLANATION
SKP: Slip 1, knit 1, pass slipped stitch overCLOCHE
Cast on 224 sts. Join being careful not to twist.
Rnd 1 *K2tog; repeat from * around -- 112 sts.
Rnd 2 *K2tog; repeat from * around -- 56 sts.
Rnds 3-10 Knit.
Rnd 11 (Eyelet Rnd) *K1, yo, k2tog, k2, skp, yo, k1; repeat from * around.
Knit until piece measures 7" from beg.
Crown Shaping
Next Rnd *K2tog, k5; repeat from * around -- 48 sts.
Next Rnd (and all alternate rnds) Knit.
Next Rnd *K2tog, k4; repeat from * around -- 40 sts
Continue decreasing 8 sts every other round as set 3 more times -- 16 sts.
Last Rnd K2tog around - 8 sts.
Break yarn leaving a 6 inches tail. Thread tail through remaining sts, pull snugly and secure.
FINISHING
Weave in ends. Lace ribbon through eyelets and tie in decorative bow. Trim ribbon ends at angle.
I have 18 skeins of vintage black mohair I bought on ebay (about 1080 yards). I am thinking of knitting a sweater shaped like this from it.